chimchams:

shit im not good at these things but ill try.

this is jin. vocalist. real name kim seokjin. born dec 4 1992. nicknames mama jin, pink princess, the most handsome man alive. feeds the boys and makes sure they don’t die. loves to cook. has his own mukbang called eat jin. listen to his covers on their soundcloud. voice of an angel. from anyang. has a windshield wiper laugh. the oldest. once accidentally posted a picture in their dorm with a condom in the background. is actually the most handsome man alive.

this is suga. rapper. real name min yoongi. born march 9 1993 nicknames min pd, producer min, d-boy, grandpa of the group. enjoys his sleep. seems like a tough guy is actually the sweetest thing alive and cries when thanking the fans at concerts and writes 100-tweet-long messages. loves kumamon. balances stuffed animals on his head during fansigns. from daegu and dont u forget it. a great producer. once licked a bath bomb.

this is jhope. rapper and dancer. real name jung hoseok. born feb 18 1994. nicknames hobi, your hope, piece of literal sunshine. do not look at him smiling or else you’ll be blinded by how bright it is. expert at girl group dances. likes to hit people. sometimes posts videos of himself dancing titled hope on the street. choreography leader. fro gwangju. go listen to his solo song 1verse on their soundcloud. energetic and hella wild. is as flexible as a cooked noodle and it terrifies me.

this is rap monster. ignore the stage name. rapper and leader. real name kim namjoon. born sept 12 1994. nicknames: dance monster, rapmon, rm, leader mon. waxes poetic about so many things and i love it. from ilsan. loves to share his music on twitter #RMusic. hella fashionable. posts #aesthetic fashion pics on twitter called #KimDaily. has a mixtape called RM thats fire. is r-a-p monster not d-a-n-c-e monster. leaves his old contact lenses on the floor of his room. snores really loudly.

this is jimin. vocalist and dancer. full name park jimin. born oct 13 1995. nicknames: jiminnie, pabo, angel on earth. his body is more fluid than a bottle of water. has a laugh that is brighter than the sun and could cure famine and disease. turns into a sex god when performing; it offends me. is actually a brat. does everything he can for his members and would probs walk thru hell if one of them asked. doesnt like being short. is the shortest member. once grabbed jungkook by the dick on international live television. 

this is v. vocalist. real name kim taehyung. born dec 30 1995. nicknames: taetae, honey, sweetie pie, the most beautiful human being on earth. is really energetic and crazy. has a square smile that could probably solve global warming. likes to post videos on twitter that make me wanna sue. once bumped his head on a microphone on live television. loves stuffed animals. is a bigger fan of the rap line than u are. loves children and dogs will go out of his way to interact with them. once did the whip on a tv show about pets for no goddamn reason.

this is jungkook. vocalist, dancer, maknae. full name jeon jungkook. born sept 1 1997. nicknames: kookie, golden maknae, spawn of satan. is the youngest and finds delight in bothering and fucking with his hyungs. actually really shy and cute. but then turns into a smoldering muscle pig the next second. my son. adios middle school. was banned from the gym because his muscles were getting too intense. could still beat me up if he tried. listen to his covers on soundcloud. affectionately called a meme by the fanbase. has a very flexible face. once ate a gumball that fell on the ground.

as for ships, you can pair up any two members and make a legitimate ship, so just do what everyone does and pair your two favorite members together lmao. or pair them all together and ship everything. i aint about to tell you how to live your life.

hope this helped.